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Baby Jesus Getting Jacked? Fix It With LoJack! [Novelties]

To stop a rash of Baby Jesus hijackings from mangers, one company is using Lojack-like car tech to keep the little suckers off the 2008 ten most stolen list.

Apparently Baby Jesus’ all over the country are being stolen from church nativity scenes. To fight the sacrilegious thieves, a company called BrickHouse Security is offering free security cameras and the Lojack-like Lightning GPS unit to non-profit churches this Christmas season. The Lightning GPS system is normally used for fleet management and parents checking up on teen drivers. Be that as it may, 70 churches have taken the offer of a digital big brother and more are expected before the end of the month.

Our advice to you - Be careful the next time you’re out and suddenly get the itch to take Baby Jesus home with you. They'll now know where you live.

[via Seattle Times]



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Jones Big ASS Truck Rental and Storage [Novelties]

As the story goes, Toby Jones is an enterprising young rapper who managed to buy a junked-out warehouse somewhere on the south side of Chicago for a dollar and now he's willing to store your junk for unheard of prices! Have you got a clapped-out Firebird cluttering your driveway? Are you in need of bus or elephant storage space? Would you like to take advantage of a drunken businessman's genius marketing plan? At Jones' Big ASS Truck Rental and Storage, do all this and more!

We called the advertised number, and an answering machine picked up with Toby on the recording. Now that doesn't mean it's fer reals, but it does mean Toby's comedy troupe, Big Dog Eat Child, really went the distance to make it believable. With advertising like this we hope Toby Jones, Owner/Driver/Junk Specialist, is up to his elbows in Other Peoples Pitchings in no time. [Jones' Big ASS Truck Rental and Storage, Big Dog Eat Child]



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